Australia: Hey America, at what temperature does water freeze?
America: 32 degrees.
Australia: WRONG IT'S ZERO DEGREES.
America: But It's in farenhe-
Australia: GET A LOGICAL SYSTEM.
nat-emm: pandacolfer: darrenp00pspuppies: legend has it that the M in MTV once stood for music #but everything changed when the fire nation attacked OMIGOD.
WHEN YOU SEE A TEN YEAR OLD CAKED IN MAKEUP AND...
The best is when they fix their makeup… Before getting in the POOL!
raphmike: That feeling of self pride after you’ve successfully made a phone call.
Glee 3x06 - Rumour Has It / Someone Like You Performance
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
gaymerlag: “some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
thegestianpoet: how could anyone get mad at me for liking girls have you SEEN girls they are ATTRACTIVE
marrymesethcohen: im never gonna understand how richard gets shortened to dick
I’ve been living alone for a month now, and my parents just got back tonight. I am not used to so much noise, go to bed!
Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
I want to live in a world where little girls are not pinkified, but where little...– S. E. Smith, “Get Your Anti-Femininity out of my Feminism” (via roxanneritchi)
twirlingblainers: there’s loads of things i need to watch beacuse of tumblr but i never get round to watching any of them because of tumblr