I'm logged onto my youtube account on all the computers in the house, which means when my parents watch videos, it goes into my account history. I don't normally look at my history, but I'm looking for a specific video I watched the other day and I can't remember what it's called.
And the videos on here that are NOT from me… like, what the actual fuck? What are my parents watching?
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
i am so glad my parents are gone tonight because it is 2.45am and I just shrieked with laughter