September 2012
La Femme Indienne: HOW I GOT A SINGLE DORM ROOM →
nommunism:
farhaha:
This is long-awaited story, and I am finally ready to tell it.
It all begins with this celestial image that I uploaded as my student ID picture:
Then, out of the blue, I received this email:
It was a fair request. Not everyone can handle the beauty of a…
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Reasons to watch Rookie Blue:
hanna-michelle:
Missy Peregrym
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glowpinkstah:
coreyscash:
ericyumyum:
youjustwaitandsee:
omg who remembers this episode
lmaoooo its your chance to shine, SWEET SIXTEEN
bitch, suck my fucking dick. go fuck yourself. twice.
bye.
What a spoiled BRAT!!! How come I never saw this episode lmao!!
I love how the mom says “wow.” You do realize that she is YOUR child, yeah?
jasminemdeleon:
midnightjew:
midnightjew:
midnightjew:
i can hear children laughing outside my window and it’s making me hungry
I DIDTN KNOW IT WOULD SOUND LIKE THAT I DONT WANT TO EAT CHILDREN IM NOT GOIGN TO ANSWER ANYMORE QUESTIONS ABOUT EATING CHILDREN DO NO T ASK ME QUESTION ABOTU EATING CHILDREN I DONRT KNOW FROM ANY SORT OF EXPERIENCE
do you ever just sit down and wonder where...
August 2012
If you vote against Obama because he can’t get stuff done, it’s kind of like...
– Chris Rock (via left-to-lenin)
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meghai:
seize-the-ass:
a-really-funny-girl-just:
edsheewalkedd:
firstadream:
eat-sleep-procrastinate:
allwaswellindistrict12:
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to...
Doctor: What kind of birth control are you using?
Me: I'm a lesbian
Doctor:
Doctor:
Doctor: Well that's efficient
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me:
me: *opens tumblr*
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me: you'll regret staying up this late
me: i know
me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
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gayblowjob:
me when i meet a cute girl: pls be gay pls be gay OH FUCKING GOD GIVE ME THIS ONE LET HER BE GAY
she’s never gay.
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Lost My Heart In Republic City:... →
robot-heart-politics:
a-giant-slide-or-a-trampoline:
To Everyone Who Is Supporting Obama Because He “Supports” Their Views on Gay Marriage, Abortion, Feminism, Or Other Social Issues,
Are these issues really the biggest thing you should be focusing your vote on as taxes skyrocket,…
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5dshadesofgay:
andrewbreitel:
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR
what the actual fuck did I just watch
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thatcrazystupidlove:
Pitch Perfect | Just The Way You Are (Exclusive Clip) x
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I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT SHIPPER WHO DON'T NEED...
Fox News: Paul Ryan's speech at the RNC 'was an... →
duckayeh:
therealdestructables:
sweetupndown9:
invisiblelad:
reallyfoxnews:
When even Fox calls you out on Republican misinformation, you know there is a problem.
Never thought I’d say this, but this article rocks.
… its opposite day?
FOX NEWS IS CALLING OUT THE BEST REPUBLICAN POSTER BOY SINCE REAGAN. I GIVE UP. I’M GOING HOME. THE WORLD IS GOING TO END.
Well, I’ll be damned.
...
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code-newyork:
fluent-in-lesbianism:
mindfangasm:
i logged into facebook and
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barackobama:
paulyoptosaurus:
notbolin:
it’s 2012 and I still can’t lay on my side with headphones in
god damnit obama
I will punch you in the mouth don’t you test me again Paulyoptosaurus.
theegleeproject123:
angel-of-the-lord-cas:
sometimes I fangirl over Zach Woodlee fangirling.
OMG THAT THING HE DOES WITH HIS ARMS
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thenoodledude:
washed-vandalism:
250,000 multicoloured balls bouncing down the streets of San Francisco
i dont know what i was expecting
this is possibly the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen
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I don’t know! That’s like asking would I ever date a unicorn. I don’t know. It...
– Darren Criss on would he date a fan (via therunningofthesnails)
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