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23. Canadian. Awesome.

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“All the Universe is full of the life of perfect creatures. “ http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Konstantin_Eduardovich_Tsiolkovsky

The day war broke out, my Missus said to me – she looked at me and she said, “What good are you?”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH TGBUYFLIUKFCILG9ΩLH,
i bet i hαve αn αmαzing beαrd in this movie

“Our speech has ceased to speak, it shouts; it says cute, not beautiful, colossal, not great; it cannot find the right word any more, because the word is no longer the designation of an object, but the echo of some kind of gossip about the object.” 
That movie would be a navel-gazing, postmodernist piece of shit. 

“It’s a thing. It does stuff.”
oh my god

The deva asked,
What causes ruin in the world?What breaks off friendships?What is the most violent fever?Who is the best physician?”The Blessed One replied,Ruin in the world is caused by ignorance;friendships are broken off by envy and selfishness;the most violent fever is hatred;the best physician is the Buddha.
well i’d watch that

“Si quelqu’un veut un mouton, c’est la preuve qu’il en existe un. (If somebody wants a sheep, that is a proof that one exists.)”
My life, in French? YES. YES YES YES YES YES.

“But the homosexual and abortion lobbies are evil twins with the same agenda. Both want the freedom to commit illicit sex without physical or moral consequences.”

vanillacherries:

polar-opposite:

deathofyourface:

harrycryirk:

sibylsillysuperiority:

nachtmannschaften:

“All the Universe is full of the life of perfect creatures. “
 http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Konstantin_Eduardovich_Tsiolkovsky

The day war broke out, my Missus said to me – she looked at me and she said, “What good are you?”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH TGBUYFLIUKFCILG9ΩLH,

i bet i hαve αn αmαzing beαrd in this movie

Our speech has ceased to speak, it shouts; it says cute, not beautiful, colossal, not great; it cannot find the right word any more, because the word is no longer the designation of an object, but the echo of some kind of gossip about the object.” 

That movie would be a navel-gazing, postmodernist piece of shit. 

It’s a thing. It does stuff.”

oh my god

The deva asked,

What causes ruin in the world?
What breaks off friendships?
What is the most violent fever?
Who is the best physician?”

The Blessed One replied,
Ruin in the world is caused by ignorance;
friendships are broken off by envy and selfishness;
the most violent fever is hatred;
the best physician is the Buddha.

well i’d watch that

Si quelqu’un veut un mouton, c’est la preuve qu’il en existe un. (If somebody wants a sheep, that is a proof that one exists.)”

My life, in French? YES. YES YES YES YES YES.

“But the homosexual and abortion lobbies are evil twins with the same agenda. Both want the freedom to commit illicit sex without physical or moral consequences.”

(Source: memethings)

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